Starrystar Roleplay

[Smokeleaf]

I don't know how this is going to go, but I thought it would be fun to try a little roleplay with VF's unofficial mascot, Starrystar!!! You all have read them, right? Basically just a warriors roleplay, only as stupid as possible!!! Yay!!!
Who's game?

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

Most fantabulistic! We can all eat flowers! (Or dirt?) I wantsa be EyeshadowPi!

[Smokeleaf]

Sweeeet I think I shall claim Starrystar before somebody else does. (= Anybody else?

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

Of course not. We're the only ones here, remember? I mean, Night came back for a second but hasn't been here in like a week.

[Smokeleaf]

ooc: Weeeell there's always Molten... I'm gonna start. Darkie and I always did this in short segments... it made it more random. ...I don't know if you want to do this like a roleplay with individual characters, or a fanfic, where its all kind of random powerplaying stuff. We'll see how it goes.
bic:

One morning, Starrystar got out of bed, and sniffed the air. "Smells like turnips," she said.

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

ooc;; Haha nice. Night said give it a week and she should be able to get on more. -sigh- Okeydokey - however you want to do it's fine. I'll just hang on and go with the flow.

bic:: "Wow!" said EyeshadowPi, "If it smells like turnips maybe there is a cloud falling!" And she ran outside to look.

[Molten]

(( Yay! I'm Lipstick! ))
"OOOO turnips!" Lipstick said and ate them. "Ow a cloud fell on me!" Lipstick said. "Its fluffy!"

[Smokeleaf]

Starrystar licked the turnip. "Yay Lipstick! You ate a turnip! You shall be my new deputy! Mm, yum. But, wait! Magical turnips? Falling clouds? Oh, no! There must be something wrong with the flowers!" Then she ran to go see.

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

"Yay!" said EyeshadowPi. "Lipstick is a deputy! But if there is something wrong with the flowers, will we all drown?" And she hid her head under a rock.

[Smokeleaf]

ooc: Haha this is more random than I remember it being.
bic:

"Of course, not, silly goose. We might spontaneously combust, but there'll be no drowning on my watch!" Starrystar smirked. "But what if the flowers are drowning? Oh, no! Good thinking, EyeshadowPi. You shall be my new deputy. Come on, everybody! Let's go save the flowers!"

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

EyeshadowPi twitched happily and did a double backflip. "Yay I get to be a deputy! If the flowers are drowing we can whip them with our tails and do mouth-to-mouth ressucitation!"

[{Lightspring}]

Uglyshoe raced out of the bush screaming. "WAIT! The turnips must be a sign from StarryClan!! The flowers aren't drowning! They're are simply telling us that rocks now have feelings, and must be addressed by name!"

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

"Rocks have names? How can we know their names? What if we address them by the wrong name and offend them further?!" EyeshadowPi pulled her head out from under the rock and glared at it. "I demand that I may or may not be EyeshadowPi and that this rock may or may not have a name!"

[Smokeleaf]

Starrystar was very confused. The flower's aren't drowning? Rocks have names? She only had THREE DEPUTIES?
Wait...
"Uglyshoe, you are now my deputy."
Now she had three deputies, and everything made sense. "Turnips are falling from the sky. But why turnips? It's a sign! StarClan are telling us their names!"
She walked up to the rock. "Hello, Anchovy. Lovely weather we're having, don't you think?"
Anchovy spontaneously combusted.

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

EyeshadowPi ducked under shards of the spontaneously combusted Anchovy and skipped in a circle. "Maybe if we all throw dirt at the rocks the turnips will be happy!" And she puked a hairball on top of what remained of Anchovy.