Starrystar of ClanClan

[Smokeleaf]

This was written by Darkwater and Smokeleaf for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Once upon a time there was a cat named Starrystar. Starrystar thought she had the most supercalifragilisticexpealidocious name in the world. She was the leader of ClanClan, where everyone loved each other and no one hunted because they were all too busy running through the meadow smelling flowers.
But one day all the flowers died. And then all of the cats of ClanClan were really sad, especially Eyeshadow and Lipstick
"Where did the flowers go?" Eyeshadow wailed.
"I don't know!" cried Lipstick, "but we have to find them because now I actually realize how hungry I am!"
"Hungry? What's that?"
"That's when your stomach makes noises, and you feel like eating cute fuzzy animals!"
"Not the cute fuzzy animals!!!" Eyeshadow cried. "We have to find the flowers! But I can't move for all this snow."
"Is that what this is? It's cold! I don't like it!"
"I don't like it, either. Maybe if we eat it, we can find the flowers and stop being hungry."
"Yes! Let's eat the snow!"
And so they did.
And then they were really cold. After that, Stopsign ran up and meowed, "You look cold! Let me warm you up!" So then he spontaneously combusted and melted all of the snow.
But there still weren't any flowers.
"Oh no!" cried Lipstick, "Now Stopsign is dead and we still don't have any flowers! What shall we do?"
"We should dig!" Eyeshadow declared. "Maybe the flowers are sleeping?"
"Yes!" cried Lipstick, "I will go get Starrystar and tell her of our plan! Then we shall have more help!"
Starrystar was amazed at their brilliant plan. "You should be a leader! Wait, I'm leader... you should be a deputy! Maybe Doghouse will also spontaneously combust. Although I guess it's not too spontaneous if we ask him. Let's go!"
So they all ran to dig in the ground, and on the way they recruited Doghouse, Monkeybars and Toiletpaper. But then Doghouse went cliff diving, misjudged the distance and died, so then Lipstick and Eyeshadow both became deputy.
But there still weren't any flowers.
They dug for four days, and then Toiletpaper gave up and started eating the dirt because he was so hungry.
"Look!" Eyeshadow called. "Toiletpaper is eating dirt!"
Then Starrystar said, "That's a brilliant idea! Let's all eat it!"So they started to eat the dirt.
Lipstick and Eyeshadow were still full from the snow, however, and the others insisted that they supervise. "It is leaderlike!" Starrystar mewed. "Wait, I'm leader... It is deputylike!"
Then all of ClanClan died because they couldn't hunt, so they went up to the stars and became StarryClan.
The End!

[Molten]

*giggles* *explodes* *dies* *in StarryClan*

[Nightpool]

OH GOD! *tries to stop laughing hystarically in corner* And then he spontaniously combusted.

[ironsides]

"You should be a leader! Wait, I'm leader..."
Ow, I think I just died laughing. -dies-

[Smokeleaf]

Darkie and Smokeleaf Publishing would now like to present...
STARRYSTAR2 of CLANCLAN2!!!!

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Please enjoy.

Once upon a time, all of the cats up in StarryClan got bored, even Starrystar.
"I am bored," said Starrystar. "Being leader of StarryClan is hard work. There are no flowers to smell. I miss ClanClan. Hey, guys! Let's go be ClanClan again!"
"Yes!" Cried Doghouse and Lipstick, "we shall be ClanClan2!"
"And I shall be Starrystar2! Oh, it sounds delightful! Let's do it!"
So then all of the cats reincarnated themselves magically and came back down to Earth. They were very happy because the flowers had come back, and now they could smell them. And yet Lipstick2 and Eyeshadow2.4345436363 were not happy. The flowers just didn't smell right. In fact, they smelled bad. Real bad. Like... bad bad. So they called on their new friends, Jumprope, Notebook, Tinkertoy, Pencilpaw and Mascarapaw to help them solve the mystery.
"I don't think the flowers smell different," mewed Pencilpaw, who was exactly six moons old and had therefore never smelled a flower outside of camp. But Lipstick2 and Eyeshadow2.4345436363 did not believe Pencilpaw, or any of the others when they said that, because the new cats were from StupidClan and didn't know anything.
"What should we do?" Lipstick2 asked.
"We should get Starrystar2!" declared Eyeshadow2.4345436363, "She will know what to do!" And so they went to Starrystar2.
Starrystar2 could not figure out what was going on. "Maybe we should yowl at them," suggested Software2, "Maybe they are just tired, and have morning breath. That should wake them up."
"That's a great idea!" cried Starrystar2. "You should be lead- er, deputy! I declare you as my deputy! Yay Software!" Starrystar2 was very proud to have four loyal deputies. Then all of the cats temporarily forgot what they were doing in the excitement of having four deputies, but Bookworm2 reminded them of their obligations.
"Oh, yes. We must wake up the flowers. Let's go!" said Eyeshadow2.4345436363.
Then they all yowled loudly at the flowers until they got tired. Then Santaclaus2 meowed, "Ho, ho, ho, I'm tired of being ClanClan2. Let's go be StarryClan2!"
"Wait!" yowled Toothbrush2. "I have another idea! Maybe the flowers are already awake! Maybe they just have morning breath! We should brush their teeth."
"What an amazing idea!" cried Starrystar2, "I declare both Santaclaus2 and Toothbrush2 as my new deputies!" Suddenly, a cat named Alarmclock2 spontaneously combusted and sset all of the flowers on fire.
"Nooooo!!!" Eyeshadow2.4345436363 yowled. "Now the flowers smell even worse!"
"That was a brilliant idea!" Starrystar2 decided. "Alarmclock2 shall also be my deputy! Yay Alarmclock2!!!"
Then the fire was raging all around, and the cats of ClanClan2 were not sure what to do. After that they were miraculously saved by the leader of StupidClan, Idiotstar.
"What a miraculous rescue!" said Starrystar2. "I declare Idiotstar to be my deputy!" Idiotstar declined the offer.
The cats of both Clans were unsure of how to stop the fire, so they decided to go swimming in the lake instead. Except that they forgot that they couldn't swim and hated water. So they drowned and became StarryClan2. Even StupidClan.
The End!

[Smokeleaf]

Welcome to another wonderful episode of...
STARRYSTAR-THE-LEADER-OF-THE-FLOWER-SNIFFERS-AND-ALL-THINGS-SHINY OF CLANCLAN-THE-LIKE-TOTALLY-IN!!!

Once upon a time, StarryClan2 got really crowded. Everywhere Starrystar2 went she ran into another cat, and with all of the spontaneously combusting that was going around, this was not a fun experience. So Starrystar decided that all of the cats should go back to Earth. "Hey, all you cats!" she meowed, "Go back down to Earth, you cats!" And so all the cats did, even though they didn't really want to. But they thought that Starrystar was the Smarticalist cat in the whole universe, so she must be right. The only cats who seemed particularly pleased were Lipstick2 and Eyeshadow2.4345436363. They missed the flowers.
"I miss the flowers," Eyeshadow2.4345436363 said. "Me too," said Lipstick2, "but we need new names. My new name will be Lipstick2-the-totally-awesome-kitty-cat."
"That is quite a mouthful," Eyeshadow2.4345436363 decided. "How about you leave off the 2? As for me, I shall be Eyeshadow3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609. Or maybe just Eyeshadow-pi. I can't decide."
"I like pie," Lipstick2-the-totally-awesome-kitty-cat noted, even though she had no idea what pie was. She knew a cat named Creampie, though, and that seemed close enough. So then Eyeshadow2.4345436363 decided to become Eyeshadow-pi. Starrystar decided to become Starrystar-the-leader-of-the-flower-sniffers-and-all-that-is-shiny. After that, Idiotstar, who decided to name himself Idiotstar the Dumb, decided to reform StupidClan. "This is a brilliant idea!" Starrystar-the-leader-of-the-flower-sniffers-and-all-that-is-shiny declared. "You shall all be my deputies! Yay!" Eyeshadow-pi and Lipstick2-the-totally-awesome-kitty-cat accepted the honor (again) and Idiotstar the Dumb declined (again). So then all of the cats magically reincarnated themselves on Earth again. But there was a crisis. The flowers had been eaten by... TWOLEG NESTS!!!
"This is wonderful!" cried Eyeshadow-pi, who was still disoriented by the unsettling feeling of being magically reincarnated. It wasn't a feeling one could get used to. Lipstick2-the-totally-awesome-kitty-cat meowed, "I disagree! I like flowers! And now they are gone! But you look very pretty with blue fur, Eyeshadow-pi." Lipstick2-the-totally-awesome-kitty-cat was seeing things because of the color spectrum she had to pass through to be magically reincarnated. She was the one with the blue fur. Everyone else had orange and purple striped fur, with polka-spots. "We shall start a new trend," Dramaqueen the Dramatic mewed happily. She and Popstar the Diva loved being the it-cats of their new Clan, HannahMontana. They were starting a new trend; the in thing was to not use the word "Clan" in your Clan title. It was all the rage.
Unfortunately, Idiotstar the Dumb was also in rage. "YOU MADE A NEW CLAN WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!?!" he roared, although in truth, he had no idea what this meant.
"Fabulous idea!" Starrystar-the-leader-of-the-flower-sniffers-and-all-things-shiny announced. "You shall be my new deputies! Yay!!!"
"Sorry, we, like, can't," said Popstar the Diva, "It is SOO yesterday to be a deputy. We're, like, not gonna have one in HannahMontana."
"Then what is today?" Starrystar-the-leader-of-the-flower-sniffers-and-all-things-shiny asked. The two cats looked to each other and yowled, "MEDICINE CATZ!!!"
"Medicine catz?" Starrystar-the-leader-of-the-flower-sniffers-and-all-things-shiny inquired.
"I want to be a Medicine Cat!" Meowed Sterilizedneedle-this-won't-hurt-a-bit, "But only if I can be it in ClanClan-the-out-of-date."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Starrystar-the-leader-of-the-flower-sniffers-and-all-things-shiny yowled. "Why didn't I think of that? You are brilliant! I declare you our depu- I mean, Medicine Cat!" Starrystar-the-leader-of-the-flower-sniffers-and-all-things-shiny wanted to be up-to-date, too. So she renamed ClanClan-the-out-of-date ClanClan-the-like-totally-in.
Unfortunately the cats were taking so long to decide on their names that they didn't notice that Software-the-technilogically-advanced and Hardware-the-lame were about to spontaneously combust. Particularly Hardware, who was covered in sawdust. So then they did, and all of the cats got blown up and formed StarryClan3.
The, like, End!

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

MUAHAHAHAHA! i want to be in ClanClan!!! That was deep. (Can I quote you? =3 ......) I laughed so hard. Even my brother laughed - and he's never even read Warriors! When's the next episode coming?

[Molten]

Eyeshadow3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609

WOW. That's a long name.

[{Lightspring}]

OHMAIGOSH This = EPIC WIN. XDD And then they all spontaneously combusted. Jeeze, brilliance in the art of stupidity...I LOVE IT. "Sterilizedneedle-this-won't-hurt-a-bit" Ahh...if only that could actually be a cat's name...^^

XD Veiled...Can I quote ya on that? Which brother, might I ask? x3 Ya only have four of 'em, ya know.

[Smokeleaf]

Smokeleaf here! I'm getting tired of posting each episode here, so I decided to make Starrystar her own website! If you want to keep up with Starrystar, she will now be here:
starrystarclanclan.webs.com/
Episode four has been written but I have yet to post it, and I'll reply here if I've posted anything new. Thanks much!

[Darkie]

Starrystar-the-leader-of-the-flower-sniffers-and-all-things-shiny says that you are free to Quote her and the cats of ClanClan-the-like-totally-in whenever you want. Idiotstar the Dumb, Popstar the Diva, and Dramaqueen the Dramatice give permission for their Clans, too. XD

[[[ShAdYCaUStI]]]

Muahahaha! It was Michael, Lighty. I luv Starrystar. It's amazing. (Deep. Can I quote you on that? Yeah. Good times Lighty.=)